BREAKING NEWS A British MP resigned after NOT watching porn in parliament. The distraught Queen announced to share her favorite w@nk sites in order to resolve this national emergency. DNN, Lewdon, April 30, 2023
BREAKING NEWS For the first time in almost 200 years a day went by without a mass shooting in the USA. Shocked NRA and Republicans demand increased arms sales, especially to racist teenagers. DNN, Washington, May 15, 2023
BREAKING NEWS The U.S. seized Jeff Bezos’ mega yacht. „We need to crack down on all oligarchs!“ President Bernie Sanders said. DNN, Washington, May 01, 2025
BREAKING NEWS Empty Flask, the US oligarch, bought the online platform Shytter. “I’ll make it even shyttier. Promised!” he said. DNN, Arkham Asylum, April 25, 2023
BREAKING NEWS Right before his hospitalization Elon Musk challenged the Sun to a duel. The celestial body’s only reponse was a bewildered: „Who?“ DNN, Arkham Asylum, March 15, 2023
BREAKING NEWS The day after the Russian armed forces surrendered to Ukraine, Vladimir Putin formally requested NATO to denazify Russia. “We would do it ourselves,” he said. “But all our soldiers are captured or dead.” DNN, Moscow, February 24, 2023
“Clarity” is a word I try not to use. Because it is too easily misunderstood and misused…
In eastern philosophies there are many unfamiliar words. ..
In many situations anger is a completely natural emotional response. Use it to fuel you, to motivate you to keep fighting not against, but for the people.
Embrace your lover open-heartedly! Or don’t do it all.